You must be joking clown.. you need your head read.. I dont know what hole you crawled out of scumbag but go back there real soon.. you can find my website right here www.2aod.asn.au scumbag.. I dont need to be ashamed of anything.. I DONT CHEAT - NEVER HAVE - DISLIKE CHEATERS and storytellers..
like you.. you were probably going to lose.. poor sportsman as well.. YOU MIGHT START re-assessing your own fairytale commentary clown..
Once upon a time there was a cheat, a snivelling little cheat called PHANTOM1, that got busted. The cheat claimed to be a hero, and would never do any wrong, but he was caught, not once, maybe not twice, but he was caught under a number of names. Each time the cheat was caught he would protest his innocence, claiming that he and only he could know what his thought process was. Well one day he happened upon cheating against someone, who often shouts his mouth off and gets banned for avoiding word filters but doesn't cheat himself, who always runs XGS.
What is this XGS business cried the Phantom1. It's the cheat police he was told. "CHEAT POLICE" he "CRIED, there's no such thing, nothing can know what my thought processes are".
Alas, PHANTOM1 is not as smart as Yuri, who's mind was quicker than the eye. The only one close to this Yuri fellow, was GOD aka OLAF
Now Olaf, was the conjuring wizard, who made his own version of George Orwells 1984, "Cameras everywhere, your actions are being monitored". Olaf called this XGS. Olaf was certain that his design was a sure fire way of detecting cheats, so he got together with a group of people and made them his sheriffs judges and court officials, Hawk, Don Carlo,Toomuch4u, Riz, I'mnumber1, Papsarmy, to name but a few and he gave them all access to his new made XGS. Sadly, not all of them are as active these days as they once were, but nevertheless they all had a clear understanding of what could be done by Olafs beautiful XGS, and how to deal with the "PERPS" that would often disrupt the smooth running of one of the finest electronic online games ever developed, one that brought so much joy to people who would devote many hours to its existence.
OLAF and Don Carlo, through their internet forum, broadcast the delights of this fine XGS thing and encouraged everyone to download it and use it. Many many many did just this and in turn they further broadcast its presence and encouraged others to use it crying out "IT'S FREE" (IN THOSE DAYS NOT A LOT CAME FOR FREE).
Well in 2011, on such player, who was known for shouting his mouth off and often crying for people to post a picture showing their screens, downloaded the amazing XGS tool and used it everygame. Sometimes he was also guilty of not taking a shot himself, but he did run it every single game. He often posted his reports on the PERPS that had the audacity to CHEAT (just like PHANTOM1) and on the day of 1st September 2011 this chappie just happened to be playing this fantastic electronic game when he came across a PERP (PHANTOM1) and he was very suspicious during the game, but after 4309 frames of the game had been played the PERP (PHANTOM1) gave up his quest, knowing he had no chance of victory.
The opponent later looked at the replay and he wasn't alarmed to see the PERP (PHANTOM1) sending his vehicle to work in an unrevealed area. BANG, Caught at last PHANTOM1 appeared to be cheating so the opponent went on to make a report about this henious crime. He submitted the report to the XGS police who thouroughly conducted their own investigation. The investigation took two months before it was indeed confirmed that PHANTOM1 had indeed CHEATED. The Judge decided on the punishment for the PERP (PHANTOM1) and gave him a 64 day penalty for his crime.
PHANTOM1, a hero in his own country, just could not accept he had been caught, whatever would the folk back home think of him, now he's branded a cheat?, so he went about a crusade to protest his innocence. Unfortunately, he got innocence confused with IGNORANCE and started going on about "MOVE"ing not HARVEST"ing and how he hated cheats, so never would cheat.
By now, a large audience was gathering, but no matter how much they hinted for him to keep quiet and accept his punishment, the PERP (PHANTOM1) took no heed of their advices. He continued to protest his innocence for it was only right that a national hero should not (and could not) face ridicule for being found out to be the cheat that he indeed was.
So as xmas was approaching quite fast, the PERP (PHANTOM1) began writing out his xmas list. at the very top of this list he wrote "a new KEY for REDALERT2" so that he could start playing online again, before his punishment expired on 2nd January 2012.
The PERP (PHANTOM1) was left to mull over his actions, but unfortunately he didn't keep quiet. He continued to wail about how hard he had been done to and to protest his innocence, but as it was clear and undisputable his protests fell on deaf ears.
So with xmas rapidly approaching, the "MOUTHY" author of this tale sends to the PERP (PHANTOM1) this little chrismas gifthttp://xhp.xwis.net/utilities/XCC_Game_Spy.exe
and sincerely hopes that he uses it.
And the game lived happily ever after.
Edited by yemanitsme, 30 October 2011 - 11:14 PM.